讽刺爱情照片的句子搞笑

1.
"Love
is
like
those
perfectly
edited
photos
on
Instagram
-
staged,
filtered,
and
far
from
reality. "】

2.
"Forget
love
at
first
sight,
nowadays
it's
all
about
'swipe
right,
meet,
and
disappoint'. "】

3.
"Relationship
goals?
More
like
unrealistic
expectations. "】

4.
"Ever
noticed
how
couples
who
post
the
most
adorable
pictures
together
tend
to
have
the
messiest
breakups?"】

5.
"Love
is
blind,
but
your
friends
definitely
aren't
when
they
see
that
photoshop
fail
in
your
couple
photo. "】

6.
"Who
needs
a
perfect
partner
when
you
have
Photoshop
skills
to
edit
their
flaws?"】

7.
"If
love
is
a
Battlefield,
then
dating
apps
are
the
ultimate
warzone. "】

8.
"The
only
thing
longer
than
a
relationship
timeline
on
Facebook
is
the
list
of
reasons
why
it
ended. "】

9.
"Those
lovely
couple
pictures?
Yeah,
they
were
taken
right
before
the
argument
started. "】

10.
"Isn't
it
fascinating
how
two
people
can
look
so
in
love
in
photos
and
completely
bored
in
real
life?"】

11.
"A
picture
may
be
worth
a
thousand
words,
but
it
can
also
hide
a
thousand
relationship
issues. "】

1
2.
"Relationships
are
like
those
trendy
diets
-
they
look
good
on
social
media,
but
they
rarely
last. "】

1
3.
"Why
spend
money
on
couples
photoshoots
when
you
can
invest
in
therapy
sessions
instead?"】

1
4.
"You
know
your
relationship
is
in
trouble
when
the
most
genuine
smile
in
your
photos
is
caused
by
a
funny
filter. "】

1
5.
"Nothing
says
'true
love'
like
spending
hours
choosing
the
perfect
filter
for
your
couple
picture. "】

1
6.
"Couples
who
take
selfies
together,
drift
apart
together. "】

1
7.
"Who
needs
a
professional
photographer
when
a
selfie
stick
can
capture
your
fake
happiness
just
as
well?"】

1
8.
"Love
is
like
a
photoshoot
-
it
looks
glamorous
and
effortless,
but
it
actually
requires
a
lot
of
editing
and
staging
behind
the
scenes. "】

1
9.
"When
it
comes
to
relationships,
the
only
reliable
filter
is
the
one
on
our
good
old
friend
called
'Reality'. "】

20.
"Remember,
the
happiest
couples
on
social
media
may
just
be
the
best
actors
with
exceptional
photography
skills. "】