搞笑英语爱情句子(霸气搞笑的爱情句子)

1.
"You
are
the
peanut
butter
to
my
jelly,
the
macaroni
to
my
cheese,
and
the
yin
to
my
yang. "【xoxo】

2.
"I
love
you
more
than
cookies
and
that's
saying
a
lot
because
I
really,
really
love
cookies. "【sweetheart】

3.
"Roses
are
red,
violets
are
blue,
when
it
comes
to
loving
you,
there
are
no
rules. "【lovie
dovie】

4.
"If
love
were
a
burger,
you
would
be
the
juicy
patty
and
I
would
be
the
soft
bun
holding
it
all
together. "【nom
nom】

5.
"You
are
the
avocado
to
my
toast,
the
coffee
to
my
morning,
and
the
pizza
to
my
Friday
night. "【yummmm】

6.
"They
say
love
is
like
a
roller
coaster,
well,
with
you
I'm
willing
to
ride
it
till
the
end. "【roller
coaster
ride】

7.
"I
love
you
to
the
moon
and
back,
but
let's
not
forget
the
stars,
they're
pretty
awesome
too. "【out
of
this
world】

8.
"You
make
my
heart
skip
a
beat,
but
it's
okay
because
I
know
you'll
catch
it
every
time. "【heartbeat】

9.
"I
fell
in
love
with
you
faster
than
a
speeding
bullet,
and
I'm
not
looking
back. "【superhero
love】

10.
"You
are
the
missing
piece
to
my
puzzle,
and
I'm
so
glad
I
found
you. "【complete
me】

11.
"Life
without
you
is
like
a
donut
without
sprinkles,
it's
just
not
as
sweet. "【sugar
coated
love】

1
2.
"If
love
were
a
dance,
you
would
be
my
partner
for
every
song. "【take
my
hand】

1
3.
"You
light
up
my
world
like
a
Christmas
tree,
and
I
don't
ever
want
to
turn
the
lights
off. "【all
lit
up】

1
4.
"I
never
knew
what
true
love
was
until
I
met
you,
and
now
I
never
want
to
let
you
go. "【real
deal
romance】

1
5.
"You
are
the
sun
to
my
beach
day,
the
margarita
to
my
happy
hour,
and
the
campfire
to
my
s'mores. "【summer
lovin'】

1
6.
"I
love
you
more
than
Kanye
loves
Kanye,
and
that's
a
lot. "【kooky
love】

1
7.
"If
love
were
a
puzzle,
you
would
be
the
missing
piece
I've
been
searching
for
my
whole
life. "【unconditional
love】

1
8.
"You
are
the
whipped
cream
to
my
hot
chocolate,
the
marshmallow
to
my
s'mores,
and
the
cherry
on
top
of
my
sundae. "【sweet
like
candy】

1
9.
"There's
nothing
better
than
cuddling
with
you
on
a
rainy
day,
it
just
makes
the
rain
a
little
bit
sweeter. "【rainy
day
romance】

20.
"I
love
you
more
than
all
the
books
in
the
library,
all
the
stars
in
the
sky,
and
all
the
cupcakes
in
the
world. "【infinitely
in
love】