朋友圈嘲讽自恋的人的句子(自拍自恋朋友圈说说)

1.
"Mirror,
mirror
on
the
wall,
who
is
the
most
self-absorbed
of
them
all?"
【笑哭】

2.
"I'm
pretty
sure
Narcissus
has
nothing
on
you. "
【无语】

3.
"If
only
your
Instagram
captions
matched
your
humility
level. "
【讽刺】

4.
"Do
you
have
a
shrine
dedicated
to
yourself
in
your
bedroom?"
【惊讶】

5.
"Newsflash,
the
world
doesn't
revolve
around
you. "
【打脸】

6.
"Are
you
auditioning
for
the
lead
role
in
'Me,
Me,
Me:
The
Musical'?"
【戏谑】

7.
"Please
stop
with
the
excessive
selfies,
it's
starting
to
get
awkward. "
【尴尬】

8.
"Do
you
need
a
personal
fog
machine
to
follow
you
around
and
create
the
perfect
lighting
for
your
selfies?"
【荒谬】

9.
"Do
you
know
what's
more
attractive
than
self-obsession?
Confidence. "
【真理】

10.
"I'm
pretty
sure
you
think
the
sun
rotates
around
you. "
【夸张】

11.
"But
WAIT,
let
me
take
a
selfie
first. "
【嘲讽】

1
2.
"Instead
of
worrying
about
your
followers,
try
working
on
your
character. "
【点醒】

1
3.
"Your
ego
called,
it
wants
you
to
tone
it
down
a
bit. "
【讥讽】

1
4.
"I'm
pretty
sure
you
have
a
selfie
stick
permanently
attached
to
your
hand. "
【夸张】

1
5.
"If
I
see
one
more
motivational
quote
accompanied
by
a
selfie,
I
might
lose
it. "
【人性】

1
6.
"Confidence
is
attractive,
but
arrogance?
Not
so
much. "
【差异】

1
7.
"Do
you
practice
your
poses
in
front
of
the
mirror
every
day?"
【好奇】

1
8.
"There's
nothing
wrong
with
loving
yourself,
just
don't
forget
about
the
rest
of
the
world. "
【提醒】

1
9.
"You're
not
a
celebrity,
so
stop
acting
like
one. "
【拒绝】

20.
"The
only
thing
bigger
than
your
ego
is
your
data
plan
for
all
those
selfies. "
【现实】