美式生活幽默句子大全英语(羡慕别人生活的幽默句子)

1.
"I
tried
living
like
an
American
once.
I
gained
ten
pounds
and
went
broke
from
all
the
Starbucks. "
【笑话笑话】

2.
"Living
the
American
dream?
More
like
living
the
American
meme. "
【没错真的是这样的】

3.
"I've
never
felt
more
like
an
American
than
when
I
accidentally
left
my
phone
at
home
and
had
a
panic
attack. "
【手机行医啊】

4.
"Being
American
means
constantly
having
to
explain
to
foreigners
why
we
have
so
many
guns. "
【关于枪支】

5.
"I
thought
my
love
for
tacos
made
me
Mexican,
but
then
I
remembered
I'm
American
and
we
love
appropriating
other
cultures. "
【自认为穿成这样就是夏威夷人】

6.
"If
there's
one
thing
Americans
love
more
than
freedom,
it's
being
constantly
offended. "
【永远受到惊吓】

7.
"Living
in
America,
where
we
have
more
opinions
than
sense. "
【评论如雨】

8.
"American
democracy:
where
we
vote
for
the
lesser
of
two
evils
and
then
complain
about
it
for
four
years. "
【选举真的是这样的】

9.
"They
say
money
can't
buy
happiness,
but
have
they
tried
being
an
American
tourist?"
【旅行真的太好了】

10.
"If
there's
one
thing
Americans
know
how
to
do,
it's
turn
everything
into
a
competition. "
【比赛开始了】

11.
"Being
an
American
parent
means
spending
most
of
your
time
and
money
at
Chuck
E.
Cheese's. "
【孩子万岁】

1
2.
"The
American
way:
eating
fast
food
in
a
car
while
listening
to
country
music. "
【美式午餐】

1
3.
"As
an
American,
I
firmly
believe
in
the
right
to
bear
arms
and
a
deep
love
for
bacon. "
【错不了的】

1
4.
"Living
in
America
is
like
being
in
a
never-ending
game
of
Truth
or
Dare,
but
no
one
ever
picks
Truth. "
【既是糟糕又是刺激】

1
5.
"Being
American
means
having
an
opinion
on
everything,
whether
you
know
anything
about
it
or
not. "
【哪里都是发言人】

1
6.
"If
you
want
to
feel
truly
American,
just
go
to
a
baseball
game
and
eat
a
hot
dog. "
【棒球万岁】

1
7.
"American
sports:
where
grown
men
get
paid
millions
of
dollars
to
play
children's
games. "
【体育游戏】

1
8.
"Being
American
means
having
the
freedom
to
make
stupid
decisions
and
then
blame
someone
else
for
them. "
【强大的自由】

1
9.
"The
American
dream:
work
hard,
buy
a
bigger
house
than
your
neighbor,
and
pretend
you're
happy. "
【追梦】

20.
"As
an
American,
I
love
nothing
more
than
a
good
ol'
fashioned
tailgate
party. "
【尾门派对】